Why movies suck

Posted: April 27, 2011 in Thoughts
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movies suck and are a huge waste of time/money! you may think this is a horribly hypocritical option from someone who watches and loves movies like evil dead and robocop precisely because they do suck but hear me out.

so a movie is between an hour and four hours long depending on how pretentious the director and how laid back the publishing company is but the absolute best movies can only be watched what 10 times a year before you start to hate them most only once or twice a year. compare this to a good book if you only got 4 hours reading though a book you would be disgusted or a very impressive reader in fact a good book will entertain you for a few hours a day for a week or month at a time easily giving you that 40 hours enjoyment in the first read though. or take a video game if you get less than 100 hours enjoyment out of a video game you would complain and yet will pay a quarter of the price for a 50 of the enjoyment quite happily with a movie. but most importantly an album, how many hours enjoyment do you get from a good album if your anything like me it will sit in your cd player for a week or two on constant reply before settling into a normal rotation so again many more hours enjoyment over the life of the album.

so why do movies get treated with such respect why are they the pinicle of modern culture why is the new transformers movies more important than the new gorge.r.r. martian book?

Because your all stupid and lazy! 

yes movies are popular simply because we are lazy why else would a movie replace a book or a video game or an album as the best biggest and most funded form of entertainment in the world.

don’t get me wrong I’m not say there should be no movies and that they shouldnt be made. what I’m saying is for the price of avatar there could have been a new album deal for a band that may well be the next iron maiden a production company for the guy to make the next portal or Mario style franchise and funding for 200 writers to write plays and books and many more hours of enjoyment than avatar ever gave us. budgets like that are ridiculous and only the movie industry gets away with them. Because your lazy and would rather sit and stare than read or interact you stupid stupid people.

now shut up and bring me saw 8, 9 and 10 already!

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