Sporting prowess

Posted: April 29, 2011 in Adventures
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So for those that don’t know yetis are far superior athletically to mere humans so much so that your sports are well…… to be honest they bore me to tears and so i tried to bring the sports of the yeti to earth. i forgot you people have rules against animal cruelty and so had to make them into flash games instead, which since you people spend more time in front of computers than out playing sports worked out quite well.

So check out the games at one of the links below or just google them

But I thought I should give you some background to these great sports and why they should become earths favorite pastime.

First of all only penguins and flamingos are ever hurt and they are the worst of all animals i mean what kind of bird doesn’t fly? a useless mutant bird that’s the only kind!  it’s a disgrace! and as such they deserve all the mistreatment we can possibly dish out to them. but not being a sadistic yeti only when it brings us joy hence penguin hit where the aim is to decapitate and send the penguins head the furthest possible distance.

A great family game for all.

Likewise the flamingo is a bird with two perfect legs that chooses to mock the crippled by walking around on one leg standing there taunting all those with only one leg and like all that get amusement from the misfortune of others that are not themselves the strongest they must be punished. being used as golf clubs is quite simply a lite punishment for the cruel mocking they inflict on real cripples.

So having easily convinced you of the quite ethical torture of these evil, evil birds (you know i have) it is my most joyous pleasure to ask you to sign up for the inaugural penguin bash, now before you complain I realise it is wrong of me to assume anyone will hit the head off of a penguin.

People are far to weak for that, that is why the heads will be cut off and meanly placed on the penguin bodies T-ball style.

So i ask for your arms and eyes to play and watch and make this truly the worlds greatest game and spectacle I have already been informed of great television coverage when we do go ahead so please sign up by posting a comment and be catapulted to world-wide fame in this greatest of sports.


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