Archive for May, 2011

So it is may 13th this post would have been more fitting to be published may 4th but well I’m not that nerdy (or at least wont admit to it) so you get it now.

But what to speak of about starwars? the gaping plot holes, the inherent sexism and racism, the stolen plots, the ridiculous amount multiple edits, the cringe worthy prequels (I actually like these and the matrix 2 and 3) hmm they are all good but no I will be positive for a change and talk of the starwars spin-off they must make.

BOBA FETT why is it this mostly inconsequential character is so cool? who cares, he is! he rides a jet pack and has a flame thrower two things everybody secretly( or in my case not so secretly) wants! and that is exactly why it will never happen he’s only cool because while your told he’s a total bad-ass he does nothing except get his face eaten off thanks to a blind guy.

Which is why being friday the 13th i will instead mention how there needs to be more of them I mean 11 movies is just not enough! there should be 15 more because they havent used flame throwers yet although the one is space did have jet packs and a cyborg two elements that make a movie almost intrinsically awesome.

So in case my lack of reason attention span or sense making hasn’t let you realise i am greatly sleep deprived having started a new job that requires 5am wake ups to battle monsters on the moons of jupiter saving the galaxy for untold horrors and space flu and still get home in time for dinner.

So enjoy your bite sized chunk of the yeti cause i might be awhile in posting the next one or I might get bored and write 3 tomorrow I have no idea but that’s all I have to say for now peace and no need to thank me from saving you from terrible space flu carrying multi-headed monsters, no biggie


a wedding and a funeral, coincidence? i think not!

now a first glance these two events seem to be fighting for the least news worthy thing that can get the most coverage.

first you have the wedding of two people you will never meet in a country most of you will never go to. but hey that’s worth 5 days of media saturation right i mean it’s 3 generations in a row the royals have managed not to inbreed that’s got to count for something right? NO get it off my TV

and then you did get it off my tv with the “death” of Osama bin laden… a few days later …killed in an attack in pakistan  …by the US navy and then buried at sea within hours?

um ok so after almost 10 years you find him and rather than drag him through court and parade him as a coward and criminal you kill him and turn him into a martyr. ok it’s the US I can buy that they would do that I mean people were partying in the streets (you know like they did in Iraq after 911) and shouting U! S! A! they are defective of thought I don’t mind that. but why the sea burial? and don’t say muslim law requires burial within 24 hours, cause i doubt the US navy cares too much about islamic law especially at the cost of parading the man they blame for almost everything wrong in the world.

and that was when I realised the two were not different stories at all but a continuation of the same story as you all know the us and uk are secretly ruled by the lizard people. the royal family being lizard people along with the Kennedy’s the bushes and the Clinton just to name a few. but the Bin ladens are also lizard people, now you may be saying ok that’s great what does it have to do with anything? in fact what do any of your posts have to do with anything you gigantic bag of wind? to which I would say your lucky I don’t have feelings or that would have hurt and i would have killed you! and because it was prince (lizard man ) william job to set up terrorist attacks and stop people finding Osama but now that he is distracted with a wife he wanted to retire, as such Osama had to “Die” for the prince to retire now Osama is a lizard person too and will just take on a different human form and continue to wreak havoc on the world in the ways that best help the lizard people and there plans to beat the mole men and rangas.

so once more just letting you know whats really happening in the world yeti signing out.