Conspiracy theroy 5: A wedding and a funeral?

Posted: May 3, 2011 in Conspiracy theory's
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a wedding and a funeral, coincidence? i think not!

now a first glance these two events seem to be fighting for the least news worthy thing that can get the most coverage.

first you have the wedding of two people you will never meet in a country most of you will never go to. but hey that’s worth 5 days of media saturation right i mean it’s 3 generations in a row the royals have managed not to inbreed that’s got to count for something right? NO get it off my TV

and then you did get it off my tv with the “death” of Osama bin laden… a few days later …killed in an attack in pakistan  …by the US navy and then buried at sea within hours?

um ok so after almost 10 years you find him and rather than drag him through court and parade him as a coward and criminal you kill him and turn him into a martyr. ok it’s the US I can buy that they would do that I mean people were partying in the streets (you know like they did in Iraq after 911) and shouting U! S! A! they are defective of thought I don’t mind that. but why the sea burial? and don’t say muslim law requires burial within 24 hours, cause i doubt the US navy cares too much about islamic law especially at the cost of parading the man they blame for almost everything wrong in the world.

and that was when I realised the two were not different stories at all but a continuation of the same story as you all know the us and uk are secretly ruled by the lizard people. the royal family being lizard people along with the Kennedy’s the bushes and the Clinton just to name a few. but the Bin ladens are also lizard people, now you may be saying ok that’s great what does it have to do with anything? in fact what do any of your posts have to do with anything you gigantic bag of wind? to which I would say your lucky I don’t have feelings or that would have hurt and i would have killed you! and because it was prince (lizard man ) william job to set up terrorist attacks and stop people finding Osama but now that he is distracted with a wife he wanted to retire, as such Osama had to “Die” for the prince to retire now Osama is a lizard person too and will just take on a different human form and continue to wreak havoc on the world in the ways that best help the lizard people and there plans to beat the mole men and rangas.

so once more just letting you know whats really happening in the world yeti signing out.


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