Archive for June, 2011


so as companion to the best of things here are the worst of things starting with the scientifically proven names to damage your children

A- Alfred while it’s a classy and cool sounding name your kid will still be a butler  

B- Buckley, what chance will your son have with this name, none and buckleys.

C- Chas, the douceist name to ever douce

D- Dolph, if the giant muscle-bound, chemistry degree holding, karate black belt wielding actor still can’t be more respected than Steven Segal what hope will your Under achieving  little brat have. 

E- Eugene, do you hate your son if so name him this

F- Fred, always less famous than a cartoon from the 70’S ouch 

G- Gerry, not only obnoxious but also spelt wrong

H- Harry, potter will accompany him ever where he goes leading him to hate all books and end up illiterate and living under a bridge

I- Indigo, sure it might sound exotic but it’s still purple 

J- Jevess, (see Alfred) but with out the cool and classy part

K- Ken, named after a plastic unic I can think of little worse

L- Lucian, unless you want him to grow up gothic don’t choose tis one 

M- Maximus, the romans are dead so should this name be 

N- Nolan, maybe if your british otherwise don do it

O- Oedipus, self explanatory really just don’t do it

P- Paulie, unless he has a sister that marries a boxer he’s in trouble

Q- anything there are no good Q names

R- Richard, nothing wrong with this one except your kid will always be refered to as dick 

S- Spud, nickname maybe don’t make it his real name unless you want to raise a hick

T- Totancarman, I doubt you an even pronounce it!

U- Uysless, far to close to useless as your son will be if you name him this

V- Vader, might sound like a good idea but he will hate you for it

W- Walder, evil creepy old mans name 

X- no such thing as a bad name starting with X everything that starts with X is cool straight away

Y- Yugine, not een the worlds best guitarist can pull it off your hopeless protergy has no hope 

Z- Zeus, just give him a God complex why don’t you

so there you go the worst names your son can have as proven by rigourous testing and at least 10mins of my time

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ok so more great things alphabetically of course this time bands

A- ACDC they have made the same album for 30 years and it still sounds good

B- betales, the, posibly the most influential band ever and helped create and inspire a dozen genres, special mention to black sabbath

C- Cake, psudo-intelectual bogan poets but damn are they good 

D- Death, the best death metal band helped create the genre 

E- Exodus, shows the full potential of what thash can be

F- Frank Zappa and the mothers of invention, the man had more creativity than all of disco and punk put together a twisted genious

G- Guns and Roses, sweet child of mine, welcome to the jungle, enough said.

H- Hometime, christin metalcore at it’s peak

I- Iron Maiden, need i say more they are metal

J- Jimi Hendrix experince, the great guitarist himself produed the second best cover song ever in  “all along the watchtower”

K- Kreator, lucky there are no better K’s 

L- Linkin Park, may only elease an album every 5 years but they are worth the wait, led zep stiff to miss out

M- megadeth, great masters of thrash special mention to metallica and motor head.

N- Nrvana one of maybe 4 good grunge bands made a lousy genre good 

O- Opeth, the prog-death masters that got me into both progresive and death metal

P- porcupine tree, my personal favourite band, placebo also deserve a mention

Q- Queen, finally a Q worth mentioning, and Queens of the stone age deserve a nod

R- Rolling stones, wrote possibly the best song ever in “sympathy for the devil” and lasted for ever

S- Sex pistols, proved a good song has nothing to do with music 

T- the abominable iron sloth, the music might ot be great but the name is the best ever and thats enough

U- U2, dubed by some the irish betales (only by fols that kow nothing of music)  

V- Van halen, not as good as hendri but not much comption down in the V’s

W- william shatner, he made an album it is gold buy it listen to it and love it, also we are scientist are quite good 

X- Symphony X, yes this is cheating but i make the rules so del with it besides they are prog masters

Y- Yngwie Malmsteen, the great guitarest that spends to much time proving he’s good than writing good songs but still the best Y 

Z- ZZ top beared masters

ok so there they are the bands you shold follow listen to and love