Archive for September, 2011


so people are stupid and you say yes people are stupid not me though i know the score.

NO YOU DONT YOUR JUST AS STUPID ALL PEOPLE ARE STUPID

and here’s why…

you see over the past few months/years I’ve done a few experiments that, shall we say test not intelligence, but people’s ability to be stupid.

ALL PEOPLE ARE STUPID

but first the overarching stupid that show all people are stupid, things like the popularity of twilight, talor swift, gaga, beiber, little Wayne, all reality tv as well cooking and renovation shows, soap operas, transformers and romantic comedy.

ALL PEOPLE ARE STUPID

all these things are crap everybody knows their crap but yet all of you are guilty of liking at least one of these if not more, and why people can say advertising media saturation but it’s because your stupid. all of these are predictable and hence easy to understand and safe, even gaga she’s “crazy” but only within safe guidelines people can laugh at, you like these things because they require no thought no “whats going to happen next” just a mindless ride that will kill a few hours.

ALL PEOPLE ARE STUPID

take our leaders in the last 5 years has there been a single good prime minister president or king/queen anywhere except Vladimir Putin

ALL PEOPLE ARE STUPID

now for my experiments, i had the task of helping cook for 40 odd people and being vastly under prepared forgot two salad bowls worth of vegetables to go int the pot so i just put it where the salad would normally go and then a bunch of supposedly intelligent people (all university students or grads) went past and heaped it on there plates because that’s what happens two people did ask if that’s what it was for I shrugged and they did it anyway.)again not say they aren’t intelligent just that you can be smart and stupid all at once

ALL PEOPLE ARE STUPID

I had more but that’s 300 words and I’m lazy so enjoy there may be an all people are stupid 2, probably not


so I’ve given you some advice on the group how to kill where to go and what zombies you might face now some other useful advice to help you survive

Weapons:

don’t go with chainsaws or power tools awesome for a movie sure but will just slow you down make a lot of noise and increase your chances of hurting yourself, for blades get a katana or a machete get a small crowbar as it will help you get into places and bash a zombies head,

Supplies:

carry what you need if your going on a long trek take water store as much water as possible the mains will quickly dry up and dead bodies may contaminate rivers lakes ect if you find fresh water grab as much as practical,

Sleep:

sleep as often as possible but always have a watch, being well rested is vital when the big attack comes and you have to go two days without sleep as you trek through heavily infested areas,

Armour:

will not help you it will slow you down tire you out and be ineffective light clothes with good mobility and warm if the climate isn’t

Fight:

only fight if you know you can win otherwise run

Man Down:

if you fall behind your left behind every second counts and you can’t turn back for the guy that trips unless vitally important (ie only medic)

And read the zombie survival guide by Max brooks, what I’ve given you is just to whet your appetite he will give you a much more detailed run down on what you need to know.

 

so there you have it Zombies, now it’s time for vampires