Archive for March, 2012

Well there you have it I’m engaged!

I can think of nothing funny to say about that because it just kinda makes me happy. But…

the fact that two other couples im friends with got engaged the same day and 1 other a day later means a conspiracy theory is a brewing so here goes.


There are three possible reasons, it may be just one or a pair or all of them in unison lets find out. but here’s what it could be


1. Government Mind control,

the government is at it again trying to distract people this time by firing a “Love Ray” that works much like a love potion but it’s a laser. much like the dance clubs ect this would stop you focusing on whats really happening because you have a wedding to plan, now this one may work on the unsuspecting but unless it’s been some serious long-term exposure and I’m taking months i doubt we would all have had rings ready (besides my superior yeti intellect would not fall to such childish weapons.)

 2. Infection,

some sort of alien brain parasite that requires more marriage for some reason. this is by far the most likely.

3. life,

life is weird strange stuff happens and you have to just run with it some days and it’s great I’ll have people to make fun of while going through it myself because 3 days in and I already hate being engaged and want to be married already. but all the best to the other excited couples, and yeah this sucks as a conspiracy too.


Mad march the one time of year Adelaide is without doubt the best place in Australia to be.

To give you a reason why here are some of the things on in march in no particular order.

Clipsal 500, 4 days of revhead heaven where the V8 turn the streets crazy.

Soundwave, metals best day in Adelaide most of the time.

Future music, pill head technophile paradise.

Womad, World music for the hippy love child.

Adelaide festivall, does something apparently.

Fringe, comedy and the garden of unearthly delights maybe some other stuff.

Adelaide film festival, only some years.

One day tri-series cricket final, last chance to see cricket for the summer

Nab cup grandfinal, granted the crows are in it so no one cares but still football.

All this crammed into a month and a bit and then 11 months of saving money to spend it all again when it comes round next year.

now despite having clipsal tickets I didn’t end up going, similarly missed soundwave and womad both would have been interesting, the cricket being on a work night and not televised I didn’t even get to watch, the film festival isn’t on this year future music sucks the nab cup has the crows in it, and future music bores me but. the fringe is awesome and I’ll probably end up seeing something from the Adelaide festival. but the atmosphere in the city is none the less amazing of a balmy summer/autumn night this time of year.