The World 4

Posted: December 1, 2012 in The World
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and were back to spread ignorance and my own mild form of racism once more with reviews of country’s I know nothing about.

SO,

AUSTRALASIA.

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so this great tropical country were the “Fuzzy Wuzzy Angels” live (before you think that part is racist check your world war two history) is under developed and better for it with rain forests and wild boar go there you’ll love it.

 

ASIA

Mongolia

the birth place of the Mongol horde and the mightiest Army to ravage the ancient world and some amazing sizzling beef. a place of sweeping plains and horses that run the country since the khans have gone.

 

EUROPE

Italy

The land that’s shaped like a boot! home of every second romantic European comedy made in the last few years and home of history, food and love if you believe it’s fans and the mafia, corruption and over reacting if your me.

 

AFRICA

South Africa

the land of plenty and a sparkling example of cross cultural relations and inclusiveness, the best cricket team in the world at the moment and a decent rugby team too, hosted the most annoying world cup ever though with those damn horns which should have caused all other country’s to declare war on them.

 

NORTH AMERICA

Cuba

the socialist paradise of the Caribbean where doctors out number advertising men as it should be founded and run by the amazingly generous Castro family who may well be unkillable  if even half the assassination attempts claimed to have been used on him were true.

 

 

South America

 Peru

OK so Peru i know nothing of Peru but lest just say that they suck full of half-starved drug lords and slave children this place is a hole of corruption where good folk go to die.

So there you have it folks six more countries you don’t have to visit yourself anymore.

and one post closer to the end

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Comments
  1. Jane doe says:

    I’m still going to Italy and by myself if your grammar gets any worse.

    Like

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