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Disney pt 4

Posted: January 12, 2013 in Disney
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Welcome back to the land of Disney where children’s story revel there sinister truths.

First up today is Cars

Now where to start with this monstrosity of a film. Maybe with the disturbing lack of people. You see there are all the signs of people and unless cars got a heap more dexterous than I thought I doubt they drill their own oil and yet no people, why? Because car murder sprees that’s why the entire world is a post Christine world where her demon offspring have become more life like and less murder hungry now that all the people are gone.

But what does it teach us<

1 Good looking & rich= better person(car)

Porsche is the best car in the town why?  Oh right shes the good looking rich one that must make her better than the run down car that is obviously a yokel. This is a brilliant attempt at flooding kids with materialist feelings at a young age if the dodgy cars are no fun or stupid and the expensive ones are the cool, sporty and smart people it must be the way to go.

2 winning is what really counts

McGee might help his friends and learn a valuable lesson in the end but he still wins and that’s what really counts.

Ok enough of that our second film for today will bring us back in time a little.

too The Santa clause

Now this does get bonus points for killing Santa in the first few minutes.

It then  loses them all for teaching us that

1: If you kill someone with a cool job or that is magic you become them.

A what you kill you keep style law which i love but doesn’t really work, i would love to know however how many kids set up traps instead of cookies for “santa that year”

2: It’s only creepy until “proven”

So by some needlessly convoluted plot the new Santa proves to his ex-wife that he’s a fictional character, and then it’s all good no worries spend all the time you want with our son. No questions about why magic is real or why instead of toys for rich kids he doesn’t feed the hungry or stop wars, even if only for one day surely that’s a better use of his time and skill.

So there we have it more childhood fodder for the grinder.


Well I told you I’d have to explain them to you at a later date so here goes.

unlike the movies will tell you the MIB is in fact a sinister organization that exists to warp and slow human progression and to hide alien activity and the presence of life outside our own planet.

They were the original clean up crew for the grey to hide the existence of the fly overs and the probe squads, but they then realized that they could take small bits of alien technology and sell them as new inventions and make millions along with selling their skills to other alien species to inter-grate them into human civilization, it wasn’t long before they became a force of their own with new connections to the alien and human criminal underworlds they became the way to smuggle someone into or out of the planet if you could afford it.

While no match for the mole men or lizard people they were none the less an organization to to feared more for it’s lack of allegiance less need to stay hidden they had no great plan to adhere to just the want to make money and have fun (like a bully beating up a smaller kid for his money only to spend it on fireworks to tie to a cats tail) they were if not a threat a nuisance to the real players.

Recently the grey have regained control of their  wayward offspring and are putting them to some, as yet unknown to me, project. but combined with the attacks through Google it appears as if the grey are making a new push into earth a new power play making the upcoming war one between at least 3 different alliances.

Well I wish you luck in the upcoming storm i hope the little bits of info I’ve been able to give you will help and let you fight back or at least choose a side.