Disney pt5

Posted: January 3, 2013 in Disney
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The time has come to try and disembowel your childhood memories once more starting with…

Finding Nemo

So, ignoring the creepy incest undertones… actually, no; let’s not ignore that. You see, despite the well publicised fact that Disney studied the animals to get the movements and biology right, they set up a mirror at every animators desk so they could watch there own mouths to get the movements right. The point I’m trying to make here is that they went to crazy lengths to try and make everything realistic (well, as realistic as a talking animal world journey can be) and yet they choose a fish that has one female per colony and when that one female dies the alpha male becomes the female. So, with only two of them left, Nemo’s ‘dad’ is more likely his wife not long after the rescue. Seeing as how there are no other clown fish nearby, it’s their job to do some father and son “bonding” and repopulate the clown fish population.

But okay, they didn’t realise it or they thought it was funny. We can forget that now, if you can *evil laugh*.

How about the under lying message? Something about…’ it will be okay’ or ‘differently abled people can do everything normal people can do’, or something. Or maybe that trusting strangers and mental defects to rescue your son is the right thing to do. Or… yeah, I don’t know what it is about and I refuse to watch it again to find out. So that’s that one done.

And where of the hundreds of movies to strike next?

One of the 5 Air Bud movies where a dog happens to be great at 5 different sports? Or the fact that they made a second, third and fourth Pirates of the Caribbean? Or Sky High, or The Sorcerers Apprentice or Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas? Or better yet, Fantasia.

Instead I will just curse the fact that the movies coming up from them include: Finding Nemo 2, Toy Story 4, National Treasure 3 (really Disney, even for you, that’s low) and Monsters University, as well as buying Star Wars… ohh poor Star Wars.

Although, I do keep some hope for Star Wars, mostly thanks to Tron and really, could it get worse than Episode 2?


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