The World 5

Posted: January 6, 2013 in The World
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The frozen cap of our planet the weight of the ice is the reason the southern hemisphere is at the bottom. Once due to global warming the ice melts the hemispheres  will reverse changing the weather patterns correcting all weather problems and making the world right once more.



the hilly home of the warrior monks or the safety septons or something. This land of mountains and snow is great if you want to go “find yourself” as it’s empty and you will see nothing but yourself.



The mother land home of the toughest coldest people left almost invincible after being pickled in vodka since birth. A country that has never been conquered despite spanning huge tracks of land and snow, where you have to drink vodka because beer would just freeze.



the green heart of Africa the great soccer playing nation that is great or not or something, really who cares you’re not going to go are you? be honest.

North America


probably more Europe than north America, but home of the vikings so it’s all good no one argues with a viking at least not for long unless they want a double-sided axe to the head.

South America


see all other entries for south America add together and make 40% more boring


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