Hitler V’s Stalin

Posted: September 23, 2015 in Epic Battles
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Two of the most vicious dictators of the 20th century Combined they killed millions. One almost concurred europe the other ruled a world super power with an iron fist, but who has the best interpretive dance skills.

First lets meet these megalomaniac killers and artists. First up…

Joseph Stalin

  1. Born: December 18, 1878 
  2. Died: March 5, 1953, 
  3. Full name: Iosif Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili
  4. Leader of the soviet union ruled with fear and menace and knew exactly what he was doing as the quotes below show.

“The people who cast the votes don’t decide an election, the people who count the votes do.”

“When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use.”

“Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.”

“Death solves all problems – no man, no problem.”

“Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas.”
“A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron.”

And his challenger

Adolf Hitler

  1. Born: April 20, 1889, Braunau am Inn, Austria
  2. Died: April 30, 1945, Berlin, Germany
  3. Leader of the nazi party he came to power started to win a war and if it wasn’t for some gross incompetence we may be all under nazi rule right now.

“All great movements are popular movements. They are the volcanic eruptions of human passions and emotions, stirred into activity by the ruthless Goddess of Distress or by the torch of the spoken word cast into the midst of the people.”

“Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized.”

“Great liars are also great magicians.”

“How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don’t think.”
“Mankind has grown strong in eternal struggles and it will only perish through eternal peace.”

“I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few.”

So who has the slikiest dance moves who best embodies the spirit of the song. First we must choose a song that would not have been around while these “great” men lived so in celebration of converting vegetarians 2 coming out soon lets set the original as the sound track for this epic dance off.

And the winner is…..


The iron gloved mountain of a man could stand there and just wiggle his amazing mustache and win over the weak uncoordinated flailing of Hitlers incompetence.


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