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Blizzard of Oz 5

Posted: January 3, 2013 in Blizzard of OZ
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Time to give you one last look into the wonderful world of OZ (at least until the inevitable book and movie deals come knocking)

So what better place to finish than the end.

The final scene of Oz is the survivors back on their bus and going home through the portal, as soon as the bus passes into the portal there is a white flash the bus jerks out the other end on to the same road from the very beginnings of the story with the little boy on it. as the bus comes through it rolls to a stop and the shot jumps to the inside of the bus all that remains inside is the bracelets but the lights are now flashing red slowly at first and building up the camera zooms in on one as it gets faster and faster leaving the entire screen flashing red and black. the screen then goes black the end credits play with what a wonderful world playing over the top.


But more on the music of Blizzard being a five movie epic it has an impressively long sound track and while a fair chunk of that will be made for the movie, never the less there will be some cameo appearances from songs throughout.

at the introduction of an eccentric recluse in the third movie the rolling stones “Sympathy for the Devil” will  play and he will jump off the roof singing it as he appears before our troop of survivors.

during a mental break down of our female lead the song  “maybe tomorrow” by chance waters is playing.

you already know that “Frank Sinatra” by cake will be playing for the most gruesome chainsaw seen cinema has ever seen.

and through the five movies the entire Blizzard of Oz album by Ozzy Osbourne obviously has to get a run.

but that will do for now just keep your eyes peeled and wallets ready for when the books and/or films start flowing.

till next time yeti signing off and counting down.


Time to blow your mind holes again with more blizzard of OZ

So once inside W.I.Z.Z.A.R.D which stands for the (Weaponised Ion Zero Zeta Research and Development) (facility) the team are attacked by the tin man a chainsaw armed killer robot I explained to you in Blizzard part 1, he kills 5 members of the team before they escape in terror.

Now while they don’t realise it straight away the members pop out of existence rather than die and are actually transported to a locked room deeper in the facility by the bracelets, (again blizzard 1 go read it again it’s going to be hard enough to follow without knowing what I reference) anyway they will sit in there till near the end of the second movie trapped and panicking.

but when they find them it leads to the most gruesome scene in the movie penology when they try later in the movie to escape back to the room by putting there lives in danger but don’t realise it only works once so while the rest of the group escape the five from the first time, well… one gets hacked to bits by a chainsaw, two get decapitated and eaten by the “lion” and one of them falls in a pool of acid that then explodes for some reason covering and melting the last one.

Now while later in the movie they find a cloning device to save the main characters its two late for these five useless screen fillers consisting of the annoying guy, the black guy, the quite guy, and the two air headed girls.

I suppose I should go through the character generalisations so you know how the movie will play out.

SO we have 10 male and 10 female characters. 9 basket ballers one scorer and 10 cheerleaders. and they fit as follows



Main male character

best friend

psycho guy

token black guy

quite guy

annoying guy


mindless jock  x2

and the


Main female character

Tough feisty red-head

religious girl

smart girl

twin sisters

token Asian girl

token black girl

Air head x2


so there we have the next installment stay tuned to the same bat station for the final installment in the coming weeks months or years.